Sneezing is like wet Tourette’s. /via @SarahKSilverman

RT @batemanimation: RT @xenijardin: Can’t wait for Best Ginormous RIAA Settlement Paid By Single Mom Who Cant Afford Health Insurance. F …

Who’s awesome? Shelly Long is awesome.

Zomg! BioShock 2 comes out in Feb! How did I not realize this?

Holy poop! that’s awesome. RT @Dichenlachman: ok i should totally be working but i want one of these at home http://www.perceptivepixel.com/

It’s a good thing to be wide awake at 4am, right? I mean, that’s practically lunch time. It’s night-lunch time. For owls. And Me. Score.

BELLLLLLLY. #ineedtogotothegym

I love ampersands, they look like little people giving the finger &

Font update: lowercase = DONE! Woo! food, then on to those pesky capitals!